Desc: My Quarantine Romance with Toilet Paper: Directed by Bai Ling. With Bai Ling, Matthew Moy, Timothy Haug, Sammy The Dwarf. A powerful provocative hilarious story about a young woman's romantic life during quarantine She has no more toilet paper left, must get some. Magically she found 13 comical visitors giving her toilet paper in exchange for sex romance.